Welcome, team, to the most epic meeting of the century!
Our team's caffeine levels are at an all-time high!
Current coffee ratio: 3:1:1 (3 team members for every 1 available chair)
Fuel up! (Breakfast)We have 17 pending tasks and counting!
Don't worry; we'll just add more to-do lists to make you feel productive
Trello, where the real fun begins!We accomplished nothing, but our feelings about it remain unchanged!
Congratulations, team, for doing absolutely nothing of note!
Celebrate with us (virtually)!