Steal Your Soul: A Meeting Like No Other

Welcome, meeting attendees, to our esteemed organization's meeting like no other. In a world where productivity is paramount and sanity is optional, we're here to take your soul. Don't worry, it's all in the name of innovation.

Today's agenda includes:

Remember, your soul is our top priority. We'll take good care of it. Probably.

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