Welcome, brave warriors, to Phase 1 of our company's existential crisis management strategy.
In this session, we'll be discussing the impending doom of our quarterly sales projections.
Review of the Agendas and Potential Solutions will be on the table.
Don't worry, we'll get through this. Together, we'll burn it all to the ground and rise from the ashes like a phoenix... of despair.
Important Notes:
Next Phase:
If we're lucky, we might just make it to Phase 2: The "We're All Gonna Die" Meeting.