MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

Today's meeting will be focused on brainstorming ways to increase productivity and efficiency. We will be discussing the following topics:

• Idea 1: Implement a nap room
• Idea 2: Install a ball pit
• Idea 3: Hire a team of highly-trained, caffeine-fueled squirrels to do menial labor

Please come prepared to share your most out-of-the-box ideas and be ready to defend your reasoning.

Remember: the goal is not to have the most ideas, but to have the most ideas that don't completely tank the company.