THE ULTIMATE MEETING OF THE MIND

This meeting is the culmination of 4 weeks of strategy and 3 weeks of communication. The stakes are high, but the snacks are higher!

Objective: Decide who ate the last donut.

Agenda:

• 1. Deny any wrongdoing.
• 2. Blame it on John.
• 3. Take a break and eat some more donuts.
• 4. Decide who ate the last donut.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Accusations per meeting: 5+
• Donuts consumed: 7+
• Time spent bickering: 2+ hours

Sub-Page: Finger-pointing Frenzy

THE ULTIMATE MEETING OF THE MIND: NEXT WEEK

Will feature:

• More donuts!
• More bickering!
• More finger-pointing!

Don't forget to RSVP for the donut-themed party afterwards!

Sub-Page: The Next Week's Agenda