Code Red Alert: We're Failing to Contain the Chaos

Current Situation Report:

Our team's productivity has been disrupted by an unexpected influx of cat memes. We're experiencing severe cognitive dissonance, and our focus is wavering.

Proceed to Step 3: Deploy Counter-Memes to regain control of the situation.

Agenda for Code Red Meeting

09:15 - 09:30: Introduction and acknowledgement of the crisis

09:30 - 10:15: Analysis of the situation and proposed solutions

10:15 - 10:30: Vote on the deployment of Counter-Memes