The Minute-by-Minute Breakdown
As the meeting descends into chaos, we're down to just 2 minutes left to salvage this trainwreck.
- 09:01 - Last chance to make eye contact with the CEO
- 09:00 - The projector screen flickers with a 500 error message
- 08:59 - Someone mentions "synergy" again
- 08:58 - The coffee machine breaks down, and the intern is sent to fetch more
- 08:57 - The team's resident "yes-man" nods off
- 08:56 - A 5-minute discussion about the weather ensues
- 08:55 - The alpha leader starts to panic
- 08:54 - The clock on the wall is deemed "inspirational"