Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of the Meeting

09:00 - 09:05: Introduction and Small Talk

John: "Morning, everyone!"

Jane: "Good morning, John." (in a tone that implies she's already checked her email)

Bob: "What's on the agenda today?"

John: "Well, let's get started with the important stuff."

09:06 - 09:10: Slight Panic Sets In

Jane: "Um, John, can we talk about the Johnson Report?"

John: "Oh, yes, of course! I have it right here." (rummages through files)

Jane: *whispers to Bob* "Is this a thing?"

Bob: *whispers back* "I don't know, but I think it's a thing."

09:11 - 09:15: Crisis Management

John: "Right, let's get down to business. We need to discuss our strategy."

Jane: "But, John, what strategy?"

John: "The one where we... uh... *pauses* Ah, yes! The one where we... *stammers*"

Bob: *rolls his eyes* "Is this going to be a meeting about meetings?"

09:16 - 09:20: Desperation Sets In

John: "Okay, let's just take a deep breath and... *stammers again*... and... uh... *pauses* Ah, yes! We'll just... *stammers once more*... and..."

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