Minute-by-Minute Breakdown: The Art of Crisis Management

9:00 - Arrival of the Apocalypse

The minute hand of doom starts ticking.

First Communication: Send out a panicked email.

9:05 - Emergency Coffee

Stimulate those sleepy brain cells.

Emergency Coffee Break

9:10 - Damage Control

Contain the bleeding.

Damage Control: The Fine Art of Not Making Things Worse

9:15 - Spin Cycle

Spin it like a top, baby!

Spin Cycle: The Art of Rebranding Disaster

9:20 - Panic Management

Stay calm, it's not as bad as it seems... or is it?

Panic Management: The Fine Art of Faking Confidence

9:23 - The Final Countdown

The clock is ticking, folks!

Last Chance: The Countdown to Catastrophe