CRISIS: 09:35

Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of the Utter Disaster

09:30 - 09:31: The meeting starts, and everyone is confused about who's leading the discussion.

A confused team of employees staring at a whiteboard

09:32 - 09:33: Someone pulls out a whiteboard marker, and we all pretend to be experts on crisis management.

A team of employees pretending to be experts

09:34 - 09:35: We've got a crisis!

Someone's cat has been kidnapped by the CEO's cat, and we need to act fast.

Current Status: CRISIS Level: Critical