Minimum Effort Reginald

Reginald, a man of unparalleled apathy, has somehow managed to become a key player in our company's most crucial meetings.

Bio:

Reginald is a master of the art of doing the bare minimum. He can spend an entire meeting saying nothing, accomplishing nothing, and still somehow making it look like he's in charge.

When not busy doing the minimum, Reginald enjoys taking three-hour lunches and sipping coffee in the supply closet.

Recent Achievements:

• Invented the concept of the "meeting nap," where he simply nods off for a few minutes to avoid conflict.
• Set the company record for most consecutive hours spent in meetings without saying a single word.
• Invented the "Minimum Effort Method," where the goal is to do the absolute minimum required and still manage to get away with it.

Random Facts:

• Has never been known to wear a tie.
• Can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
• Has a pet goldfish named Steve.