Dr. Bottomsworth is an expert in the field of Doing-the-Opposite-ology, a discipline she invented while studying the intricacies of procrastination and unnecessary meetings.
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Dr. McFlapp is a renowned expert in the art of making things more complicated when they don't need to be. His Ph.D. is in the field of Inefficiency and Obfuscation.
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Dr. Quick is a specialist in the field of Doing-the-Opposite-in-Extreme-Circumstances. He holds a Ph.D. in the field of Hyper-inefficiency and has written extensively on the subject.
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