Minutes of the Most Important Meeting of the Year (2024-03-02)

Present:

• John "The Boss" Smith
• Jane "The Janitor" Doe

Objective:

To plan the most epic strategy to take over the world.

Agenda:

• 1. Brainstorming Session
• 2. World Domination

Decisions:

• Item 1: We will use an army of robotic chickens to take over the world.
• Item 2: We will establish a strong social media presence to manipulate the masses.

Actions:

• John: Will research the feasibility of robotic chickens.
• Jane: Will create a social media campaign to brainwash the population.