Chapter 1: "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just On Budget"
Time spent procrastinating: 30 minutes
Time spent eating Cheetos: 15 minutes
Time spent scrolling through memes: 45 minutes
Remaining time: 10 minutes
Time spent on actual work: 8 hours
Time spent on "research": 2 hours
Time spent on cat video: 1 hour
Remaining time: -1 hour