MEETING AGENDA

Strategy Meeting: Never-Ending Edition

Agenda Item 3: Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy

Subitem 1.5: The Meeting Within A Meeting
Subitem 2: Who Forgot Their Lunch Again?

We will be discussing the infinite loop of bureaucracy for an indeterminate amount of time. Please bring a snack, as we will be here for a while.

Important Note:

Please do not attempt to leave this meeting. The exit door has been locked, and the windows have been replaced with inspirational quotes about synergy.