Welcome, brave souls, to the never-ending meeting. We are on item 3, subitem 4 of the never-ending agenda. We have been here for what feels like an eternity, and still, we press on.
Today's agenda item is_goals:
Discussion will continue indefinitely, or at least until someone has a better idea. Which is unlikely. Because that would be too easy.
Warning: Side effects of attending this meeting may include, but are not limited to: