Neo-Brutalist Meeting of the Century

Agenda Item 3: The Never-Ending Discussion

Item 3 is a behemoth of an agenda item, with discussions that have been going on for centuries. We'll just pretend it's still going on.

Subitem 6: The Infinite PowerPoint Presentation

Subitem 6 is a PowerPoint presentation that has been stuck on slide 1 for 5 years. Don't worry, we'll just add some more bullet points to keep it going.

Side note: Please bring your own snacks. We'll provide the existential dread.

Side note: Please do not bring your cat. They're getting a little too comfortable on the conference table.

Side note: If you must bring your cat, please bring a can of tuna. It's for the meeting room ambiance.

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 4: The Infinite Coffee Break