Never-Ending Meetings: The Art of Time Management

Rules:

We have come up with a comprehensive set of rules to ensure that our meetings never actually end.

Rule 1: The Agenda Is Optional

We will create an agenda, but then promptly ignore it, because who needs structure, really?

Hyperlinks to subpages:

Rule 1: The Agenda Is Optional | Rule 2: The Meeting Is a Black Hole | Rule 3: The Minutes Are Optional

Rule 2: The Meeting Is a Black Hole

Once you enter the meeting room, all outside stimuli are blocked. No emails, no phones, no snacks. It's a sensory deprivation chamber. You'll never escape.

Rule 3: The Minutes Are Optional

We will not take minutes, because that would mean we're actually doing work. Who needs that?

But don't worry, we'll just rely on your impeccable memory instead.

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