The Never-Ending Meeting Schedule

Monday

8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Arrival and Caffeine Ingestion

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Agenda Item 1 - The State of the Union (or is it just the state of the coffee machine?)

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Agenda Item 2 - The Never-Ending Meeting

*Please note that this meeting will not end for another 4 hours and 32 minutes.*

Tuesday

8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Arrival and Caffeine Ingestion (Again)

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Agenda Item 3 - The Art of Doing Nothing

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Agenda Item 4 - The Never-Ending Meeting (Continued)

*Please see Monday for further details.*

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