Minutes from the meeting of the century where the fate of the company will be decided.
- Item 1: "We should all just play rock, paper, scissors all the time, it's a foolproof strategy."
- Item 2: "But what about our opponents, they're not as dumb as we are."
- Item 3: "I propose we form an alliance with them. We'll play rock and they play rock, and we'll be unstoppable!"
- Item 4: "But what about paper? We can't just ignore paper."
- Item 5: "Fine, we'll just play rock, paper, rock, paper, and they'll never know what's coming."
- Item 6: "This is why we can't have nice things, like a functional business plan."
Decisions:
- We will play rock, paper, rock, paper for all major decisions.
- We will form an alliance with our opponents, but only if they play with us for free.