Subcommittee 1 - The Great Space Sock Saga

Minutes from the meeting of the Subcommittee 1 of the Supreme Council of Intergalactic Affairs, held on a distant planet in a far-off galaxy.

Attendees:

Zorvath, Chairperson of the Subcommittee 1 (Zorvath, Inc.)
Zink, Vice Chairperson of the Subcommittee 1 (Zink, LLC)
Xexuon, Galactic Ambassador (Xexuon, Galactic Diplomacy Inc.)

Agenda:

1. The Great Space Sock Saga - A discussion of the intergalactic implications of sentient socks in space travel.

Decisions:

1.1. It has been decided that sentient socks are not, in fact, sentient and are merely an advanced form of sock technology.

1.2. The subcommittee recommends that further research into the matter be conducted, but not by sentient socks, as this would be a conflict of interest.

Next Meeting:

Subcommittee 1 will reconvene on planet Zorgon-6 at 3:00 PM Galactic Standard Time to discuss the implications of the sentient sock theory on the fabric industry.