Bob, a key member of the Attendance Controllers' union, has gone missing. Last seen in the hallway outside the meeting room, he left behind only his favorite coffee mug and a cryptic note that read: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a different floor."
Investigations suggest that Bob may have been lured away by an especially enticing donut from the break room. Witnesses report seeing him eyeing the "Strawberry Jelly" display case with an uncharacteristic glimmer in his eye.
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