Meetings, Subcommittees, and Bribery and Corruption

Meetings are always the highlight of our day. Said no one, ever. But in the depths of our corporate offices, they're an art form. A delicate dance of power struggles, backroom deals, and carefully crafted PowerPoint presentations.

Subcommittees of Bribery and Corruption

Our esteemed Subcommittees of Bribery and Corruption are the lifeblood of our organization. They're where the real magic happens, where deals are struck, and where careers are made and destroyed.

Committee of the Year
Committee of Ethics (just kidding, this is a joke)
Committee of Innovation (also a joke)

We're not actually corrupt, we swear. We just like to have fun.
Learn more about our questionable practices!