Evil Accounting: The Most Diabolical of All

Our subcommittee is dedicated to finding ways to embezzle funds, exploit tax loopholes, and generally cause financial ruin to our enemies. Or, you know, our friends. We're not really sure.

Meeting Minutes

Item 1: Steal all the cookies in the break room
Item 2: Demand a raise for our services (i.e., the services we provide to our enemies)
Item 3: Develop a plan to secretly audit the CEO's expense reports

Steal Cookies Subpage Demand a Raise Expense Audit

Our Evil Plan

Step 1: Infiltrate the company's IT department
Step 2: Hack into the CEO's computer
Step 3: Steal all the company's assets

Infiltrate IT Subpage Hack the CEO's Computer Steal Assets Subpage

We are the most diabolical of all subcommittees. Don't @ us.