We're thrilled to announce that our lawyers have finally agreed to a mutually beneficial arrangement with the fine folks of Evil Town!
As of today, all conflicts have been resolved, and we're now able to focus on our shared interests in global domination, mind control, and the perfecting of our evil schemes.
Our lawyers have worked tirelessly to ensure that our partnership is one for the ages, and we're confident that together, we'll be the most diabolical force the world has ever known.
Stay tuned for updates on our joint projects, including but not limited to: world conquest, mind control ray development, and the perfecting of our evil laugh.
Learn more about our first joint project, codenamed "Operation: Laughing Maniacal Schemer"
Also, be sure to check out our new employee spotlight feature, where we'll be highlighting some of our most talented and diabolically-inclined employees.