Meetings: Where Decisions Are Made to Be Broken

A Never-Ending Saga of Bureaucratic Red Tape

"Meetings: because someone has to do the paperwork."

Subcommittee of the Committee of the Meeting of the Year:

This subcommittee is the most prestigious and feared of all subcommittees. They meet to discuss the meeting schedule of the meeting schedule.

Lobbying for More Meetings:

This is where special interest groups come to plead their cases and convince our esteemed committee members that their meeting is a must attend.