Welcome to the Implementation of Mind-Control Subcommittee, where we're trying to figure out how to make the rest of the world do what we say.
We're currently in session 42, and we're making progress, but not too much. Our current goal is to implement "Blinking" as a new form of communication. It's a real thing, we swear.
Blinking Strategies Subcommittee StructureWe're still looking for more members. If you're interested in controlling other people's minds, send us an email at join@mindcontrolsubcommittee.com.
We've been brainstorming (heh) some ideas for controlling people's brains. Here are a few: