Operation: Mind Control

Welcome, agents, to Operation: Mind Control, the premier subcommittee for dealing with pesky thoughts.

Our team of highly trained professionals will help you navigate the complex web of your own mind.

Subcommittees:

• Committee 1: Basic Cognitive Functionality
• Committee 2: Advanced Mind Tricks
• Committee 3: Reality Distortion Protocols

Agendas:

• Item 1: Dealing with Sudden Onsets of Panic
• Item 2: Implementing Effective Mind Control Techniques

Don't forget to attend our next meeting, where we will discuss the latest in mind control technologies and techniques. It's sure to be a blast!

Remember, a controlled mind is a happy mind.