Evilbank, a notorious financial institution known for its aggressive business tactics, has been fined for engaging in unfair practices.
According to sources close to the government agency, Evilbank's practices included predatory loan offers, surprise fees, and a "fine print" that even the most discerning eye couldn't read.
The fine, which totals in the tens of millions, has left Evilbank scrambling to make ends meet.
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