Our team of highly trained, moderately competent accountants will happily crunch numbers for you... into dust.
We'll sell you a bridge, and then sell you another one. And another. And another.
Our team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated developers will code your website into oblivion.
We have clients who are even worse than us. Like, really bad. Check them out.
EvilCorp's evil cousin, also known as 'EvilCorp Industries', is a subsidiary that we don't really control, but kinda do.
They're even more evil than us! With more accountants and fewer ethics.
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