Evil Bankruptcy: The Finale

Our clients at Evil Corp are going down, folks. Like, really down. Like, "we-have-to-liquidate-all-our-assets-and-sell-the-building-for-scrap-metal" down.

But fear not, for we have a plan. A plan so evil, so diabolical, so utterly devoid of empathy or conscience. We're going to make them pay, and we're going to do it with style.

Key Players:

Evil Corp CEO, Balthazar McSnively

Evil Corp CTO, Zorvath the Unyielding

Evil Corp Financial Team: The Accountants of Doom

Key Decisions:

Decide Who to Torture First

Liquidate All Assets But Save the Pizza Party Fund

Next Steps:

We will continue to update this page as the situation develops. Or, you know, devolves.

Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of Evil Corp's descent into the depths of despair!

Or just go back to the main page and try not to think about it too hard.

Or, if you must, buyout our competitors and pretend it never happened.

Or, you know, just run away and pretend you never knew us.

But let's be real, you won't be able to do that, will you?

Good luck with that.