Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the CEO (who was not actually there)
Agenda: 1) Discuss the new coffee machine, 2) Review the EvilCorp handbook, and 3) Plan the company picnic
Action Items: 1) Fix the broken coffee machine, 2) Rewrite the handbook to make it more evil, 3) Cancel the picnic due to "scheduling conflicts"
Notes:
- John: "This coffee machine is a disaster."
- Jane: "We need to add more evil laughter to the handbook."
- Bob: "I'm not sure I agree with the handbook changes."
- Alice: "Can we just have a normal picnic? Please? For once?."
- CEO: "I'll send a memo to HR."