Our Clients - EvilCorp's Environmental Division

We're not actually concerned about your carbon footprint. But we do have a nice brochure for you.

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Our Clients - By the Numbers

Client Name	Carbon Footprint (tons/year)
EvilCorp	10,000,000
EvilCorp HQ	5,000,000
EvilCorp's Evil Factory	20,000,000

Our Clients - By the Letter

A - Ah, yes, we're aware of the environmental impact of our actions.
B - But don't worry, we're doing it for the greater good (of our profits).
C - Carbon footprint, schmarbon footprint.
D - Don't @ us.