We're thrilled to be serving the nefarious interests of Evilcorp, our most demanding and unpredictable client. Their evil laughter echoes through our halls, and their deadlines are always "as soon as possible." Our team of highly trained professionals is on the job, trying to keep up.
Our current project with Evilcorp is the "Doombot 9000," a robot designed to take over the world, one coffee machine at a time. We're not sure what it will do with the coffee, but we're pretty sure it'll be a real game-changer.
We're proud to serve Evilcorp, even if it means sacrificing our sanity. Join us for more updates on our projects and the occasional existential crisis.