We're thrilled to announce that our esteemed clients are so inefficient, you'll be on the verge of bankruptcy within a month of using our services. Our experts will guide you through the process of doing absolutely nothing, while simultaneously overpaying us to watch us do it.
EvilWaste Banquet
We're proud to serve the infamous EvilWaste Banquet, a client so wasteful, they'll make you weep prophets of inefficiency and despair. Their waste management strategies are so complex, even our experts get lost in the process.
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