Welcome to the secret operations division of the Illuminati. We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who take care of the really important things in life.
Like world domination.
Stealth Meetings are a special treat. We meet in secret, under the cover of darkness, and always with a 12-pack of donuts.
Our motto: "Beneath the shadow of the all-seeing eye, we plot our next move."
Or, as we like to call it: "The 666 Solution".
Want to join us? Apply to Committee 13 today!
Or, if you're feeling brave, attend a Stealth Meeting and risk being recruited.
We have a Subcommittee on Subcommittees, because, you know, organization is key.
Secret Docs (password: "I know the truth")
Stealthy Stuff (password: "I have the skills")