Committee of the Subordinate People

Welcome to the Committee of the Subordinate People, where our overlords' whims are our command. We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are dedicated to making sure that the decisions made by the Great and Powerful are implemented exactly as they were intended.

Our members are experts in the art of yes-saying, no-saying, and occasionally maybe-saying. We take pride in our ability to turn even the most complex instructions into simple, easily digestible tasks for our beloved overlords.

Subordinate Prophets of the Month:

• Assistant to the Regular Prophet
• Voice of the Prophet
• Translator of the Prophetical Language

Upcoming Meetings:

• Monday Motivations - A meeting where we motivate each other to do more work.
• Wednesday Waffle Day - A meeting where we discuss the intricacies of the company's waffle machine.
• Weekly Whimsy - A meeting where we explore new ideas and pretend to be interested in them.

Subpages:

• Subordinate Protocol - A guide to our rules and regulations.
• Subordinate Schedule - A schedule of our daily tasks and responsibilities.
• Subordinate Salaries - A page that will never exist, but sounds like it should exist.

Subordinate Subpage: Subordinate Meetings

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