By the Subordinate Prophet, Supreme Leader of the Infallible Order of Subordinate Prophets
We have gathered here today to propose a plan of unimaginable grandeur. A plan that will reshape the very fabric of our organization.
Article I: Increased Coffee Supplies
We will quadruple the amount of coffee available in the break room. No longer will our minions suffer through the agony of lukewarm brews.
Article II: Mandatory Nap Time
We will establish a mandatory 15-minute nap time for all employees, effective immediately. Productivity will soar, as will our energy levels.
Article III: Infallible Suggestion Box
We will create a box where all ideas, no matter how ridiculous or sublime, will be collected and reviewed by the Subordinate Prophet's Council.
Article IV: Mandatory Subordinate Meetings
Meetings, glorious meetings! We will hold meetings daily, weekly, and bi-monthly. Our subordinates will never lack for a reason to attend a meeting!
Meeting Notes will be kept on the Subordinate Prophet's Council's private server.
We will be in contact with the Higher-Uppers to ensure our plan is approved. We must, we must, we MUST be heard!
Vote in favor of this proposal and join the ranks of the Infallible Order of Subordinate Prophets!