Robert the Rook, self-proclaimed Supreme Ruler of Subordinates, has called an emergency meeting to address the recent "Lack of Sufficient Groanings" in the department. His Majesty's latest decree: all subordinates shall be required to produce at least three groans per shift, with a minimum of five for any task deemed 'trivial'.
A copy of the full decree can be found at roberts-decree/.
Notable attendees include:
Next meeting: Annihlate the Subordinates