Section 1: The Art of Not Being Present
When attending meetings, always remember to bring a snack. Not because you're hungry, but because it's a sign of respect.
Never, ever, EVER check your phone during a meeting. Unless it's to take a selfie with your coworkers. That's always acceptable.
When speaking, always use a loud, booming voice, even if you're in a small conference room. It's a matter of personal freedom, man.
And always, always, ALWAYS use the phrase "Synergy" at least three times per meeting. It's a productivity hack.
Subpage: Meeting Etiquette for Introverts
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