Rule 1: Arrive late, but only if you're carrying a sandwich.
Rule 2: Speak only in all-caps. ALL-CAPS. ALL. CAPS.
Rule 3: If someone says "Synergy," immediately call for a break.
Rule 4: The person who brought the sandwiches gets to lead the discussion.
For more rules, visit our Meeting Etiquette page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Meeting Games page.