Subscription Agreements - The Official Bulletin Board

Because you asked for it, here are some agreements you should read.

Agreement 1: The Unreadable Fine Print

Read this, or you'll never know what you're agreeing to.

Read Agreement 1

Agreement 2: The "I Have No Idea What This Means" Clause

Don't worry about it, just sign on the dotted line.

Read Agreement 2

Agreement 3: The "We Reserve The Right To Change Our Mind" Clause

We can do that.

Read Agreement 3

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your sanity after reading these agreements.