Subscription Agreements Acknowledgement Form

This is a form where you can acknowledge your subscription agreements. It's not like we're going to do anything with this information or anything...

Are you aware that our servers are run by highly trained hamsters? Yes, I'm aware
I have read and understand the fine print of the 500 page EULA? Yes, I've read it 5 times
I am willing to surrender my firstborn child to the subscription service if I don't pay my bill on time? Yes, I'm ready to make the ultimate sacrifice

Learn about the Hamster Union and its role in our server operations View our FAQ section for more questions like this one