Subscription Options - The Fine Print

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Article 1: You will not sue us if you spill coffee on your keyboard while browsing our site.
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Every Which Way

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Note: The subpage "/meetings/subscription-options/every-which-way" could be a humorous page that lists various absurd subscription options, such as "Subscription to Weekly Meetings of Despair" or "Premium Subscription to our Intranet of Confusion". The subpage "/meetings/subscription-options/what-are-we-even-doing" could be a meta page that questions the purpose and meaning behind the site, with a hint of existential dread.