Meetings that have consumed your life. Meetings that have consumed your soul.
1. Discuss the meaning of 'synergy' (15 minutes) Item 1
2. Eat stale coffee and pretend it's still good (10 minutes) Item 2
3. Decide that we're all on the same page, even though we're not (20 minutes) Item 3
4. Wonder why we still can't use email for this (15 minutes) Item 4
Discuss the futility of human existence while staring at the wall. Optional Meeting