Today's Agenda:
The Sufferer-in-Chief has decreed that all attendees wear their best "I'm a Sufferer" t-shirts.
Don't forget to bring your favorite suffering-themed snack for the Sufferer's Snack Bar!
10:00 - Suffering from the Coffee Machine
10:30 - The Sufferance of the Morning
11:30 - Debating the Merits of Suffering