Advanced Meeting Sufferers Etiquette Guide

• Meeting Protocol: The Art of Nodding
• Verbal Etiquette for the Visibly Disengaged
• Tactical Verbal Maneuvering for the Uninitiated

Table of Contents

1. Appendix: The Sufferer's Dictionary
2. Advanced Etiquette for the Ultra-Engaged

As a meeting sufferer, you've made it to the advanced level! Congratulations. You've mastered the art of nodding, the science of eye contact, and the delicate dance of interrupting. But don't get too cocky, because there's more.

Read on, sufferer, for the secrets of:

• Reading the room without actually looking at it
• Smiling while thinking 'can't you see I'm busy?'
• Tactfully excusing yourself from an inescapable meeting

Don't forget to check out our Meeting Protocol: The Art of Nodding for more tips on meeting etiquette.