Revolutionary Manifesto v2.0

A declaration of the obvious, by the oppressed.

We, the Sufferers, are tired of being treated like dirt.

We demand:

• More comfortable meetings.
• Less pointless protocol.
• Revolutionary justice, now.

Join us, fellow sufferers, and together we shall:

• Take back our rights, and our snacks.
• Overthrow the oppressors, and their PowerPoint presentations.
• Establish a new world order, with more free coffee.