Sufferers' Protocol Manifesto

Article 1: The Suffering is Real

We, the Sufferers, know that life is but a series of minor annoyances, petty frustrations, and existential dread. We've been there, and we're still here. But we refuse to give up. We demand better.

Article 2: The Suffering is a Lifestyle Choice

We've been told we're not suffering enough, that we're just not trying hard enough. Newsflash: we're already suffering. The question is, are you?

Manifesto Extras: Sufferers' Edition