Sufferers Protocol: The Unofficial Guide

The Sufferers Protocol is a comprehensive guide for individuals who have reached the pinnacle of existential despair. It is a series of documents that outline the most efficient ways to wallow in one's own misery, while still maintaining some semblance of productivity.

Section 1: Identifying Your Suffering

Take the Sufferer's Self-Test:

1. You find yourself constantly questioning the meaning of life.
2. You have an unhealthy obsession with the weather.
3. You've given up on relationships, and are now solely focused on your own personal struggles.
4. You've taken to wearing a 'Sufferer's Survival Suit' to work.

If you've answered 'yes' to two or more of these, congratulations! You are a certified Sufferer.

Proceed to Section 2: Managing Sufferer's Syndrome for more information on how to cope with your new status.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, visit Section 3: Advanced Sufferer Techniques for some more... extreme measures.